Mom's Home Cooking
Oh dear. I've let the monster loose. I took my mom shopping with me Saturday morning. She made the comment on the way home, "Do you guys like meatloaf?" A little too quickly, and without near enough...
View ArticleHusbands Suck
That's all. If you don't think so know, you will. They're pigs and liars and fatmouths. No wonder God created them first. I can hear Him/Her now, "oops," gotta fix that! And then woman was made!Fatima...
View ArticleThe Perfect Afternoon
This pretty much says it all. This is where I want to spend my afternoon. I'm going to go ask Akbar at 7-11 if he'll let me hang out in the cooler. He's pretty cool; he'll probably let me. It's 100...
View ArticleDeath's Doorstep.....or Entertainment Center
We've all pondered our own deaths. Some more than others. Ahem. But I think today I found the perfect way to preserve my loved ones when they go. Or, they can "do unto me" the same way. You can have...
View ArticleTime Off
I needed a much needed break from the busy-ness that is my life. Between my grumpy husband, my anxiety stricken mother and her lack of cooking skills, my 19 year old moody daughter with a smart mouth,...
View ArticleA drunk midget...Are you SURE?
I just read yesterday that the father from "Little People, Big World" was arrested on his 2nd DUI. Have you ever seen him walk with his walking canes? Are they sure he was drunk or just trying to walk...
View ArticleChocolate Hell
So, last week I had this crazy idea it would be fun times to chaperone my 4 year old's preschool class to Hershey Amusement Park. Turns out a better day would have been had if I had decided to have...
View ArticleWhy Are People Stupid?
That's all. Just why?Were they dropped on their heads as infants?Did they do too many drugs in the 70's?Is something mis-wired in their brain?Too much loud rock-n-roll?Were they sick on the "common...
View ArticleDrugs Rock!
Cartoonist, Natalie Dee, must be my long lost twin. Ok, my long lost much younger sister. Anyway, when I went to my shrink several months ago, he put me on Lexapro for depression. I've heard of Prozac,...
View ArticleI did it AGAIN!
Didn't I just say last month that I will NEVER, under ANY circumstance, EVER chaperone another pre-school field trip? So, what did I do? I said yes. And for those of you who know me, you know I'm no...
View ArticleDaddy Long-Legs
I heard a rumor many years ago, that daddy long legs, ususaly thought to be harmless are actually one of the deadliest/toxic forms of spiders - as in you'll die a horrible painful death if you were to...
View ArticleApparently, even Jesus Had Bad Days!
From Natalie Dee's other comic strip: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/Heretic Fatima
View ArticleWhat is it With Old Men????
This past Saturday, our family went to Oktoberfest in Newark, Delaware. (I know, it's still September, but what the hell?) - Anyway, I got hit on by FOUR old guys. I'm 44, so to me, anything OLD is...
View ArticleOkay, I'm REALLY back this time!
I admit it, I lied to all of you a few months ago, when I said I was back. My mom bought me a journal which I've been using but blogging is so much easier, quicker and I can insert stupid pictures!!...
View ArticleTo Dad
Cuz I never grieved much over your death because of our complicated relationship. However, I'm learning it wasn't truly that terribly complicated. It was fairly typical. Love you Daddy; you'll be the...
View ArticleR.E.M and Questions for God
In my many questionings and arguments with God, I've often said I'll take the other side if this is all you have to offer. I've always loved R.E.M.; have about a thousand of their CDs. This reminds me...
View ArticleFor Sam, Steph, Alex, Riley, Jenny, Dad and Mom
I've made some accomplishments in my life, but mainly I see failures. Failures in my relationships. Failures in ways that I should I have told you and shown you that I loved you but just couldn't for...
View ArticleLife as I Know It Ends This Thursday, 1/15/08
Well, I'll have to up my meds AGAIN. This Thursday, Gil Grissom (William Petersen) leaves the original CSI. What, oh what, on earth will I do without him. It's like losing an appendage. A step-husband,...
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